Hello! Yes it has been a while. I know, you think this website is shit. Well maybe I designed it to look like shit and appear like I never update it because I want it to look this way so when it does get updated, it’s more of a treat! Maybe this is all by design! Or I’m just cyber-lazy, I’ll let you decide.
I will be in Chicago this week, 6/12 & 6/13, for The JFL Chicago comedy fest. Come see a show if you are in the mood to be awesome:
6/12 Stage 773 The Thrust 7 & 8:30pm.
6/13 Stage 773 The Thrust 10 pm The Box 11:59pm.
Then I will be in Washington, DC
6/14 918 F Street 8pm.
6/15 918 F Street 7:30pm.
After that, it’s off to my favorite city, which I love so much I won’t bother mentioning which city it is. If you live there, come out!
6/18 The Howling wolf den (901 South Peters) 8pm. The Lost love lounge (2529 Dauphine) 10pm.
6/20 The House of Blues (225 Decatur) Voodoo Lounge 8:30pm.
My first ever half hour special will premier on Comedy Central on Friday June 21st at 12:30am/11:30c. I am excited because I know some of you will like it. I am also terrified because I know some of you will hate it.
If you liked it, and you live in one of these cities, then you can come to one of these:
6/22 Mobile, AL. Alchemy tavern 7 S. Joachim st. 10pm.
(The next ten shows I will be opening for Kyle Kinane, so if you don’t like me, you should at least come and see him, he’s the best. Nate Craig will be performing too and he’s dreamy [barf] and really funny).
6/23 Wilmington, NC. City stage 8pm.
6/24 Charlotte, NC. Comedy zone 8pm.
6/25 Raleigh, NC. Goodnight’s 8pm.
6/26 Asheville, NC. Dirty south lounge 8pm.
6/27 Nashville, TN. Zanies 8pm.
6/28 Cincinnati, OH. Go Banana’s 8 & 10pm.
6/29 Cincinnati, OH. Go Banana’s 8 & 10pm.
6/30 Cincinnati, OH. Go Banana’s 8pm.
(Now its just me again. Nate and Kyle will be off doing Nate and Kyle like activities).
7/25 Denver, CO. The Improv 8pm.
7/26 Denver, CO. The Improv 8pm.
7/27 Denver, CO. The Improv 8 & 10pm.
7/28 Denver, CO. The Improv 8 & 10pm.
8/7 Austin, TX. Cap City 8pm.
8/8 Austin, TX. Cap City 8pm.
8/9 Austin, TX. Cap City 8 & 10pm.
8/10 Austin, TX. Cap City 8 & 10pm.
8/13 Minneapolis, MN. Acme comedy club 8pm.
8/14 Minneapolis, MN. Acme comedy club 8pm.
8/15 Minneapolis, MN. Acme comedy club 8pm.
8/16 Minneapolis, MN. Acme comedy club 8 & 10pm.
8/17 Minneapolis, MN. Acme comedy club 8 & 10pm.
10/24 Tacoma, WA. Tacoma comedy club 8pm.
10/25 Tacoma, WA. Tacoma comedy club 8 & 10pm.
10/26 Tacoma, WA. Tacoma comedy club 8 & 10pm.
If you didn’t like my half hour, then you should go to here: