Hello! Yes this is my website and no, it isn’t what you were expecting is it? Yes I’m well aware of the importance of a website! If you came here just to lecture me well you can go lecture your foot till it jumps up your ass instead! Kidding! Sort of. Anyway, I will be updating and correcting this site very soon. In the meantime, follow me on twitter @mrseanpatton (I’m also aware that looks like Mrs. Ean Patton, so if you think you’re the first to make that observation, congratulations! You aren’t!). If you want to book me, please email TJ Markwalter at email@example.com. For other inquiries, contact Dave Rath at firstname.lastname@example.org. If you need to contact me directly, email@example.com. I like to take long walks too if you’re into that sort of thing.
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